Blue Birdie

Nowhere in the north. 25 years young. Black and blue.

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I feel like people only come back to my desk (at work) to stare at my ass if I’m working on something, or just stare at me. GO. AWAY.

disgustinghuman:

likeneelyohara:

Guys literally complain and act revolted about the coloring of a girls genitals and/or anus and then when someone tells them or they learn about anal/vaginal bleaches and dyes they’re all “lmao females are so fucked up wtf man that shits so gross these girls are fake af they put makeup everywhere you can’t trust these hoes they’re walking false advertisements.”

Like these products and girls’s insecurities about their genitals exist because of you.
Snow=Nope

Snow=Nope

tentaclesandteacups:

munchies:

This Billboard for Rabbit Pizza Is Made From Parts of Dead Rabbits
The internet was up in arms—sorry, paws—yesterday over a New Zealand pizza chain erecting a billboard to try and sell their smoked rabbit pizza that was plastered with rabbit pelts and the line, “Made from real rabbit. Like this billboard.”
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Well, thanks to the Brits for introducing them to Aus/NZ, feral rabbits have become an environmental disaster, leading to the decimation of habitats & endangering of many native species, we have no choice but to cull them with hunting. There has even been a biological combating factor developed in the introduction of Myxomatosis, which is passed on via blood (usually Mosquitos) which slowly kills the animals & due to such dire situations with the rabbit population being so out of control, you can’t immunise pet bunnies against it, lest they introduce a tolerance into the population. NZ also has a similar problem with the introduction of possums & have no choice but to stage cullings to keep the population at bay & protect the native fauna. So, there’s that.

This is how deer are around here. You must hunt them because they will over populate, become diseased and probably end up completely dying off. There are drop offs to dump the hide/antlers that get used too. It’s a great way to eat organic meat that’s been harvested quick and humanely. No farming. No added hormones. No questionable living quarters. You can process the meat yourself, and throw it in the freezer. Just completely grown in the wilderness. It’s great, It’s the best. Everyone wins. No one can possibly fight over it.

tentaclesandteacups:

munchies:

This Billboard for Rabbit Pizza Is Made From Parts of Dead Rabbits

The internet was up in arms—sorry, paws—yesterday over a New Zealand pizza chain erecting a billboard to try and sell their smoked rabbit pizza that was plastered with rabbit pelts and the line, “Made from real rabbit. Like this billboard.”

Continue

Well, thanks to the Brits for introducing them to Aus/NZ, feral rabbits have become an environmental disaster, leading to the decimation of habitats & endangering of many native species, we have no choice but to cull them with hunting. There has even been a biological combating factor developed in the introduction of Myxomatosis, which is passed on via blood (usually Mosquitos) which slowly kills the animals & due to such dire situations with the rabbit population being so out of control, you can’t immunise pet bunnies against it, lest they introduce a tolerance into the population. NZ also has a similar problem with the introduction of possums & have no choice but to stage cullings to keep the population at bay & protect the native fauna.
So, there’s that.

This is how deer are around here. You must hunt them because they will over populate, become diseased and probably end up completely dying off. There are drop offs to dump the hide/antlers that get used too. It’s a great way to eat organic meat that’s been harvested quick and humanely. No farming. No added hormones. No questionable living quarters. You can process the meat yourself, and throw it in the freezer. Just completely grown in the wilderness. It’s great, It’s the best. Everyone wins. No one can possibly fight over it.

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’


“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’

—Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm (via silmarillions)

(Source: moscowisburning, via lil-ith)

shlouisee:

Me walking in on my boyfriend peeing: Wow that shit really shoots out of there, it’s like NASA in here

thesonicscrew:

dutchster:

dear moths: if you like the light so much WHY DON’T YOU COME OUT DURING THE FUCKING DAY

imagine if one time they did

and they all flew towards the sun and died

just like

*poof*

no more moths

(via faunprincess)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via m4micah)